John Thomas Toys WOODY Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys WOODY Silicone Dildo Review

When it comes to sex toys, I’ve always been drawn to the unconventional. While I think toys are fun, I tend to get more turned on by household items, such as electric toothbrushes, showerheads, and hairbrushes, because it feels dirtier (and therefore, more fun) to get...
Hankey’s Toys BFG Review

Hankey’s Toys BFG Review

If there is anything that Hankey’s Toys is known for, it’s giant silicone dildos. That’s likely why the toy I am reviewing today is named the BFG. I am definitely a fan of large dildos, which is why the last few reviews I did for Hankey’s were...
Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks Dildo Review

Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks Dildo Review

As a note to future readers, this was written at the height of social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic. When it comes to my love for dicks, I’m not picky.  (Now, Dicks are another thing; I prefer the “wound” kind.)  So long as the penis is...
Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Review

Hankey’s Toys Taintacle Review

I have (shockingly, perhaps) never really spoken at length on the podcast about my “radioactive spider bite,” the moment that inevitably lead to my being kinky (or at least lead to my realizing I always was).  When I think about the development of my...
Thump It Thrusting Dildo Review

Thump It Thrusting Dildo Review

If you’ve been keeping up with recent trends in the wide, wide world of sex toys the way I do, you may have picked up on the seemingly-meteoric rise of the self-thrusting dildo.  With the magic of miniaturization and modern technology, it’s becoming more...