Blush Novelties Noje Quiver Review

Blush Novelties Noje Quiver Review

My first ever sex toy was an electric toothbrush that I used when I was in middle school, unbeknownst to my family that it was for nefarious purposes. When I was that age I fantasized about having a vast sex toy collection as an adult—I dreamed of all the sensations I...
Wildo’s Dildos Tounge-Tacle Dildo Review

Wildo’s Dildos Tounge-Tacle Dildo Review

Being the self-described creeps and weirdos that we are at OCP, we’re always, ahem, excited (hehe) to see a good tentacle dildo. However, when I first stumbled upon the Tongue-tacle by Wildos Dildos, I was honestly shook.  Now, I’ve seen my fair share of tongue- and...
John Thomas Toys WOODY Silicone Dildo Review

John Thomas Toys WOODY Silicone Dildo Review

When it comes to sex toys, I’ve always been drawn to the unconventional. While I think toys are fun, I tend to get more turned on by household items, such as electric toothbrushes, showerheads, and hairbrushes, because it feels dirtier (and therefore, more fun) to get...
Hankey’s Toys BFG Review

Hankey’s Toys BFG Review

If there is anything that Hankey’s Toys is known for, it’s giant silicone dildos. That’s likely why the toy I am reviewing today is named the BFG. I am definitely a fan of large dildos, which is why the last few reviews I did for Hankey’s were...
We-Vibe Wand

We-Vibe Wand

In my household, we are power fanatics (take that how you will).  I had never actually owned a Magic Wand until my dearest Dick Wound bought one.  But before that, I got my hands on the PalmPower Recharge, and ever since then, my quest for power has brought me to try...