This week’s podcast episode, we sat down with Sir Esquire to discuss facesitting, smothering, covert watersports at work, and food enemas (using pudding, applesauce, yogurt, and the like). ⁠

Facesitting Background

We start off this episode with a throwback—a Would You Jerk Off to This! Sir Esquire was itching to know if Dick and Lexi would jerk off to a scene from the show The Boys, in which a character calls a man a little piggy, then crushes his head during a facesitting scene. 

Then, we jump into Sir Esquire’s Radioactive Spider Bite into kink, which starts with facesitting and smothering. He gives many stories from his childhood, like daydreaming about getting squished by his babysitter. There was one situation where he played hide and seek hiding under the couch cushions, and had his friend sit on the couch on top of him. This leads Dick into a memory of using seatbelts as makeshift bondage when he was left in the car as a child in the 80s. 

Feeling like an outsider as a teenager, Sir Esquire ended up getting into heavy metal and became a goth kid, which led him to obsessions with Medieval torture devices. He fantasizes about Medieval queening chairs to this day. He and Dick also reminisce on recording dirty movie compilations of VHS films like Friday the 13th when they were younger, as well as finding woods and river porn. 

We talk more about his relaxing, meditative style of facesitting. He enjoys being able to space out while his partner watches a movie and sits on his face. Lexi relates this to her newfound human furniture kink, as she enjoys just being sat on while her partner relaxes on her. We discuss how facesitting is becoming more mainstream nowadays, as well as the primal aspects of this kink. 

Watersports

Next, we briefly go into Sir Esquire’s obsession with Amazonian women and wrestling, and how those tie into facesitting and chair sex. During some of his wrestling scenes, there would be kinky stipulations, like the loser having to drink the winner’s pee. We also talk about covert watersports at work, because he had a co-worker who would pee in his thermos during her breaks at work, and dirty pee tea bags made with socks. 

In one relationship, Sir Esquire delved more heavily into pee drinking. It began with doing pee play in the shower, and developed into him drinking his partner’s pee to conclude every time they had sex. 

Food Enemas

We discuss fear surrounding being open about scat play in places like Fetlife. Once Sir Esquire worked through this fear and began joining scat-related groups on Fetlife, he got the idea to begin playing with food enemas. For this, he would do enemas after covering his partners’ anus with foods like cookie butter, yogurt, pudding, and applesauce. He then combined pee play with scat play by doing enemas where he would insert his partners’ pee into their rectum. 

Facesitting Questions

In the lister questions portion, we answered your questions about safety when it comes to smothering, food enemas, and scat play, as well as whether or not there are foods that Sir Esquire would not recommend combining with enemas. 

Some media we talked about in this episode includes Friday the 13th (1980), Out of This World (1987), Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988), X-Men (1992), and Futurama (specifically, “Death by Snoo Snoo”). 

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Thanks for listening! If you enjoyed this one, you’d probably like episodes 104, 147, and 231.  

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