As a note to future readers, this was written at the height of social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic.
When it comes to my love for dicks, I’m not picky. (Now, Dicks are another thing; I prefer the “wound” kind.) So long as the penis is attached to a good person that I like, I know I’ll enjoy it, regardless of its other characteristics. However, there will always be a special place in my erotic mind for the uncut dick, for reasons I’ve been completely unable to pinpoint. I just know that both my heart and my loins light up when I find out that someone I’m courting is uncircumcised. And, as it turns out, I had a very similar feeling all over the first time I laid eyes on the Fleshjack Boys Boomer Banks dildo. I’ve never seen any of his porn before, so I can’t speak to accuracy, but I can definitely say that the shape of the dildo made from his cock was so alluring that I just knew I had to review it.
The Boomer Banks dildo is 9″ long, with about 7.25″ of insertable length. At its widest, the shaft is about 2 inches, ideal for a bit of stretching while still being manageable. The dimensions of this dildo feel just so perfect for my body it’s as if it were custom made for me, and I have found during particularly hot sessions (solo or partnered) that I can manage to fit the entire length inside of myself. There’s something so satisfying about the tapered stretch that it provides with its slightly conical shape, slowly becoming more and more girthy. I usually prefer more targeted G-spot stimulation in a dildo, but with this one simply thrusting long and hard is more than enough. The silicone they used to make it is pretty flexible but has a bit of give to it, probably about a medium if one were to compare it to other toys.
Boomer’s dildo is uncut, yes, but it must be noted that the foreskin itself doesn’t move. This dildo is pretty mild as far as texture goes, with the little bit of foreskin at the top being the only part that really stands out. That’s fine by me, personally, because the aesthetic of it is hot enough. I really like the way the balls were cast as well, because it makes for a good grip and a bit of extra pressure when you get down to the very bottom.
This dildo includes a vac-u-lock hole at the bottom to be used with strap-ons and the like. I’m definitely excited to put this to use once the pandemic is over and we’re all able to go out and bone again. One really neat addition to this toy that I haven’t seen with any other vac-u compatible dildos is the small silicone peg that fits in the hole when you’re not using it that way. It’s an interesting and thoughtful inclusion that I hope to see more of in the future.
I had my partner Dick use this dildo on me (which was hot as fuck, btw) and asked him his opinion on it afterwards. He really enjoyed using it on me because it was both easy to handle and also because he could fit it entirely inside of me. This will definitely be one we go to often.
And now for my personal pros and cons:
Pros:
- Body-safe silicone in an agreeable medium firmness
- Detailed, life-like casting
- Vac-u-lock compatible
- Perfect “big but not too big” shape
- Tapered for a gradual stretch feeling
Cons:
- Foreskin does not move, but that’s a technology that really hasn’t been mastered yet
Overall, I was super satisfied with this dildo and I’m incredibly pleased to have it in my collection. I love that it was really easy for my partner to use on me and that I’ll be able to use it with my strap-on in the future. I’d recommend the Boomer Banks to anyone who likes the uncut dick aesthetic and is into toys that are a bit larger then average. Also, if you are a fan of the performer, you are definitely going to want to get one. I like this dildo so much that I might just have to buy some of his videos now too!
Thank you to Betty’s Toybox for sending me this dildo in exchange for an honest review! All links are affiliate links, so thanks to the reader for shopping at these stores and keeping small, sexy businesses alive!
